16 SALTINES

Below is the new single by ex-White-Stripes frontman Jack White and it is soooooo good, almost White Stripes good, and still incorporating that innovative garage rock, blue-sy sound. Sixteen Saltines comes in preparation for debut solo album 'Blunderbuss' (named after a gun?!) due on April 23rd this year. 

(Saltines, in case you were wondering is an American cracker which Americans like to engage in a hilarious game with; by stuffing as many as possible into the mouth without drinking. I imagine sixteen saltines in the mouth is Jack White's party trick.)

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What is this abomination to music? I'm sorry to give this more views (see below) but people should be aware that covers like this are in absolutely no way acceptable. So disappointed that The White Stripes sold their soul away like this; yet another sad example of the deep, dark abyss the music industry is falling into.